*sigh*
Okay, I think we covered this a couple of years ago but it seems to be time again.
Let's review:
1. Not all women with big boobs have a six pack and the hips of a ten-year-old boy.
2. Women with REAL big boobs often desire underwires. Otherwise, our tits are sad and smooshy. My boobs? Scoff at shelf bras
3. Curvy girls are not all elderly fatasses who should be forced to wear woolen swim muumuus.
I am getting married, for fuck's sake, and have a week in Mexico with various delightful alcoholic beverages being brought to me and my new husband to look forward to. MY TITS SHOULD LOOK GLORIOUS WHILE THIS IS GOING ON.
I have a demand. Someone needs to supply it. Otherwise capitalism fails. If I can't find a bathing suit, the terrorists have won.
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